Just found this blog post, whilst watching early morning soccer training….
New Element Discovered
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 22 assistant neutrons, 323 deputy neutrons, and 300 assistant deputy eutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 646.
These 646 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
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